funny nicknames

I'm cool,I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

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Take my advice...I don't need it anyways

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! Yes..It was me who let the dogs out!


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You cant have everything, Where would u put it?


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My door is always open so feel free to leave


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I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies


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I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?


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Call me any time,I won't be home



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Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!


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Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?


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I dream about a monster,about you !


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I know your sorry,now apologize!


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Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!


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The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?


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We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.

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When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better


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I'm not lazy,I'm just happy doing nothing.


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I tried to count the ways you made me smile,but then i realized I cant count that high


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Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying

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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

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Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell


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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode


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The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy

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You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me


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-When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!


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